Stop me if you have heard this one before.
This deer on the side of the road, lurking in the bushes, spied my vehicle and didn't like the body style of it and took it upon itself to change the look of the current style to a style of which it approved of. I don't like it's taste in style very much sooo!
This would not have happen if I had a jet pack that we were all promised to have now so many years ago
Lived in the country for years and had to move to the cities to hit a deer, go figure!